CHAT
Dad - I'd like to take one of those Sprint girls and see how far we can sprint.
*Mom glares at him*
Dad - What!? Just because it's our anniversary doesn't mean that I'm dead.
CHAT
Dad: *comes home from work*
Me: Hey Dad. How was work?
Dad: I have to poop.
Dad: *comes into my room after 45 mins*
Dad: I just had a righteous poop.
PHOTO
every child should read calvin and hobbes all life lessons can be learned from it
