nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
devilsfruitsalad: lovelydestiel: theinkofthescholar: gothum: a-form-of-sentimentality: ikolism: ikolism: im quitting school and becoming a superhero who’s with me please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes i’ll be the bad guy i’ll be your girlfriend I’ll be the butler I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on I’ll be the one who...
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
leagueofsuperwholock: I take a Rubik’s cube with me everywhere I go to just solve when I get bored (I had to learn to do it in 7th grade) and I literally just love the joy it brings to people to see me solve it. It’s like I’m some kind of rarity and when they see it, they just get so damn happy.
toboldlygokaichange: sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever